Last weekend I went to Gifu to stay at Yurina’s family’s apartment. It was just Yurina and her sister, Junna there at the time. In the evening we saw the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie. The next day Yurina drove me a bit around Gifu city and went to fun Karaoke.
Here’s my review of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dean Man’s Chest:
I really liked the first one. The second one was ok. The third one is one of the worst movies ever made. The opening scene is ridiculously long and overdrawn, as is every other scene. In one scene of a meeting at a table, they take at least 10-15 mins to get to the conclusion that they have to vote for a new pirate king (wtf?!). Every scene has too much unneeded dialogue, that would make more sense in Japanese. Seriously, the Japanese subtitles said more than what was actually understandable in English in some scenes (like mumbling in the background). I recommend seeing a dubbed version (I didn’t see).
One major fault is failing to reintroduce the characters for those who haven`t seen the previous movies, or have forgotten the characters (like me). The plot seems mostly incoherant, and refers to scenes in previous movies. I realised that with the three movie titles, each movie in this trilogy relies on the previous movie to be understood, with each story getting more incoherant. “The Curse of the Black Pearl”; “Dead Man’s Chest”; “At World’s End”. One thing I definitely expected more of was romance. It was non-existant in this movie, and then suddenly a marriage in the middle of battle… wtf?!
The only slightly good action scene is the maelstrom finale. If Johnny Depp`s character wasn`t in the movie, I`d give this 0 stars. The best scene in the movie is when he daydreams onboard an empty boat. For that I give it 2. Two cheers for peanuts!




